Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Pledge of Allegiance for the United States of Hate

I pledge allegiance to the United States of Hate by George Cook AAreports.com


Being as in the past year the United States has become an increasingly intolerant nation in the name of political gain I have decided to write a new pledge of allegiance that reflects what we are becoming.


NEW PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE FOR THE UNITED STATES OF HATE

I pledge allegiance to the United States of Hate.

I pledge to be as intolerant and as hateful as possible.

I pledge to speak only "American"

I will discriminate against all muslims, non english speaking hispanics, homosexuals, and anyone who does not generally believe in the same bullshit I do.

I pledge to grudgingly accept African Americans since they have been here for awhile and we can't get rid of them anyway. Lord knows we have tried. Asians are acceptable too except for the muslim kind.

I pledge to spread misinformation to help support my hateful views and when that doesn't work I will have no problem telling outright lies.

I pledge to get all my information on how this nation should be ran from talk radio.

Finally I pledge to wrap myself in the Constitution of the United States to protect my beliefs while I deny others the right to those same protections.

So help me God.

George Cook AAreports.com



1 comment:

natinanorton said...

Excellent post!

You covered pretty much every reason why I'm ashamed to be an American at the moment... all expect the finish which should read:

"One nation, under Fox News..." :)

Natina

P.S. Here's my own take on the current situation in the U.S. Comments are welcome:

http://humansareassholes.wordpress.com/2010/08/20/a-christian-a-jew-a-muslim-walk-into-a-mosque/