Wikileaks leaks transcripts of secret 2009 GOP meeting

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The crack investigative team here at AAreports.com which includes me, a six pack of beer, and well me have just recently came into the possession of some very secret documents. A folder arrived outside the office of Aareports wrapped in a brown paper. You can imagine my disappointment upon opening up and realizing it wasn't what I thought it was. But I continued to read on and was shocked.

The following is the transcript obtained by Wikileaks. The transcript is a recording made at meeting of 5 GOP Party leaders at a GOP gathering at a restaurant somewhere in Washington DC in 2009 discussing the 2010 mid-term elections. The names have been deleted to protect the "innocent" George Cook AAreports.com

GOP #1: I'm so happy you could all be here especially after the tough year we have had.

GOP #2: Hey do we have any Grey Poupon? I can't eat without my Grey Poupon.

GOP #3: What are we going to do about Obama?

GOP #4: Wait a minute , is he really president?

GOP #1: Yes.

GOP #4: Oh I thought him winning was like that moon landing thing.

GOP #1: Hey watch it #5 doesn't know about that

GOP #5: Know about what?

GOP #2: I'm not getting my mustard am I?

GOP #1: We are going to just keep saying no to everything Obama says?

GOP #3: Want that make us just as much a part of the problem?

GOP #1: Yes but people will be so angry they will forget that and we will make sure they direct their anger at Obama.

GOP #5: How will we do that?

GOP #1: We will lie our ***es off?

GOP #2: Hey maybe I can ask that black guy walking around here to get my mustard.

GOP #5: That black guy is Michael Steele he's chair of the RNC

GOP #4: A black guy is head of the RNC?

GOP #3: We could co opt the Tea Party wing nuts and have them do the dirty work for us.

GOP #1: Good thinking and we could have someone like Sarah Palin be the face and voice of that anger. She's pretty and looking at her boobs will distract people from much of what she is actually saying outside of what to hate.

GOP #2: That Sarah sounds like a woman's name maybe she can get me some Grey Poupon.

GOP #3: Women are not just around to serve men anymore.

GOP #4: When the hell did that happen?

GOP #1: To get back in control we may also have to start liking black people and even run some of them for congress.

Silence for 2 minutes followed by 5 minutes of laughter.

GOP #1: No but seriously gentlemen we will have to start liking black people and run some of them for office.

GOP #5: Where are we going to get some black people from?

GOP #1: This is the United States I hear there are quite a few of them around.

GOP #3: We could even run some women for office provided they pay their own way.

GOP #1: Way to think. We can also use Fox News and talk radio to help
spread our lies. They have been very helpful in the past.

GOP #3: Yes I love the way they are fair and balanced in their news coverage.

3 minutes of laughter.


 GOP #2: Hell maybe Fox News can get me some damned Grey Poupon.

GOP #4: Shhh that black guy that we elected chair is coming in....

GOP #2: Mr. Steele can you get me some Grey Poupon?

Recording ends.......

This is of course entirely fictional. Or is it?

George Cook AAreports.com

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