Tuesday, March 01, 2011

The benefits of joining a hate group

The Benefits of joining a Hate Group

By George Cook AAreports.com

You know what? I think racist are catching a bad rap here in America. With the election of Barack Obama there has been an increase in nationalist hate groups. Now just because they hate doesn't make them bad people. They may just be looking for companionship or need a hug.

I mean if you stop and think about it there are benefits to joining a group for the sole purpose of hating others.

What can those reasons be? I'm glad you asked.

Here are 10:

1. Many hate groups are Christian based so you can hate in the name of the Lord. Nothing like saying the Lord's Prayer and then looking for some black, jewish, hispanic, or gay guy to beat up. Let the church say Amen!

2.The fact that you only have a GED makes you one of the most educated people at a hate group meeting .

3.The meetings are mercifully short. It doesn't take long to say, "We hate everybody."

4. Hate Rock. Nothing like listening to someone sing about hating and killing all non whites...........in swedish.

5. You get two flags to choose from. the Nazi Flag or the Confederate Flag.

6. In some cases you get to wear a sheet and not have to say something dumb like, "Boo!"

7. You get to say, "Nooses are not a threat to dem dere blacks" with a straight face and nobody in the room makes fun of you.

8. You get to read cheesy pamphlets filled with small words and crudely drawn pictures that you can actually understand.

9. You get to talk badly about African Americans then complain that your college team can't win because it doesn't have enough of them.

10. You finally learn all the words to the Pledge of Allegiance

Now how can you look at all those great reasons and still think badly about people that join hate groups? Shame on you all!

George Cook

George Cook AAreports.com. Author of the Kindle book Let's Talk Honestly: One Black Man's Thoughts $1.50

1 comment:

Cochise said...

kind of a funny article..
the part about people saying Christians are a hate group, that's a contradiction in terms....
I find it hilarious, its impossible to be a "Christian" and hate someone.
The article should call them
"False Christians."
many people make the egregious error of calling someone a Christian and then discuss them as:Racists,Hypocrites,Anti-Semitic(I for one have never heard even a self proclaiming Christian say something in defamation of Jews all I hear is how great Israel is and how Christians should support them.) because to be anyone of those things is to be anti-Christ.
A person saying they are Christian and hating or wishing ill to another human being based on race,ethnicity,RELIGION,or sexual orientation, heck even political affiliation, is like a fish calling themselves a duck.

Thank you