Transcript: Moammar Gaddafi's conversation with son during coalition attack

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Transcript: Moammar Gaddafi's conversation with son during coalition attack. By George Cook AAreports.com

We here at AAreports have managed to acquire a transcript of a secretly recorded conversation  between Moammar Gaddafi's and his son Saif al-islam Gaddafi during the first wave of bombing by coalition forces. We found these transcripts through dogged investigation and our knack for "finding things ". Read on:

BEGIN TRANSMISSION:

Saif al-islam Gaddafi- Father you said that the Americans would not attack!

Moammar Gaddafi- What did you call me?

Saif al-islam Gaddafi-Ahh come on dad now is not the time.

Moammar Gaddafi-Call me by my proper title or I will ignore you !

Saif al-islam Gaddafi-Pop pop.

Moammar Gaddafi- Yes Saif.

Saif al-islam Gaddafi- You said that they would not attack and now we are getting blown to hell.

Mommar Gaddafi- Hey don't blame me blame Sean Hannity he said that this president was soft.

Saif al-islam Gaddafi- You made decisions based on what Sean Hannity said!?!?

Moammar Gaddafi- Doesn't everyone?

Saif al-islam Gaddafi - f*** no!

Moammar Gaddafi - You watch your tone I may be crazy but I'm still your pop pop!

Saif al-islam Gaddafi - Sorry pop pop but we can't stay here and right now there's no place to go.

Moammar Gaddafi - Oh silly boy we'll go to France that take all crazy imperialistic mass murderers there.

Saif al-islam Gaddafi - Who do you think dropped the first bombs?

Moammar Gaddafi - Sacrebleu!

Saif al-islam Gaddafi - Pop pop stop playing. You are the leader of Libya and command one of the greatest military forces in the world you don't have to run to any stinking France. You are Moammar Gaddafi! Now who are you!

Moammar Gaddaffi - I'm a little tea pot short and stout...

Saif al-islam Gaddafi - No pop pop focus. Who are you?

Moammar Gaddafi - I'm Batman

Saif al-islam Gaddafi - Pop pop you must focus the coalition forces will eventually come to get us.

Moammar Gaddafi - Oh silly boy we will simply wait them out. They don't want a ground war.

Saif al-islam Gaddafi -Oh let me guess that's what Sean Hannity said.

Moammar Gaddafi - No, of course not. Glenn Beck did.

Saif al-islam Gaddafi -  Pop Pop stop this foolishness what are we going to do?

Mommar Gadaffi - We are going to sit here in this nice comfy bunker and watch all seven Police Academy movies. I have them all on DVD.

Saif al-islam Gaddafi - I give up. You don't happen to have Police Academy 6 do you?

Moammar Gaddafi - Of course I do surprisingly there were plently of copies available.

Saif al-islam Gaddafi - I'll go pop the popcorn.

Moammar Gaddifi -You know you were always my favorite right?

END TRANSMISSION

George Cook AAreports.com. Author of the Kindle book Let's Talk Honestly: One Black Man's Thoughts $1.50