1. UFO's. An always reliable source for those willing to believe anything. Besides if you are lucky maybe the aliens will get you and you will be probed. I know you are getting tingles already.
2. Big Foot This one should be great for birthers. Since birthers refuse to believe their own eyes they will never admit that what they really saw was a big ass bear.
3. College sports is about the kids and their education The great part about this nonsense is that you will have Athletic Directors and College Presidents with too many degrees to count backing your BS.
4. The Loch Ness Monster
Another old reliable here and you even get to go to Scotland to see a bunch of big tires tied together and sware you saw the monster.
5. Glenn Beck This should be self explanatory you know with the cryogenics and all.
6. Jedi Religion
Yes you can follow the ways of the Jedi and feel the force. You also get a cool robe and a light saber. Okay it's a glowing plastic stick but you are a birther. It doesn't have to be real.
7. The world will end in 2012. Hey at least you will have a more credible source than Donald Trump. The Mayans. Hey they only invented the calender they may have gotten this right.
8. NY Mets I mean if your going to believe in a losing proposition....
9. Michael Jackson & Latoya Jackson are the same person I mean have you ever seen them in the same place at the same time ? Think about it.
10. That Donald Trump and Joe Biden didn't have hair plug surgeries that went tragically wrong.
Another one that should be self explanatory
George Cook AAreports.com. Author of the Kindle book Let's Talk Honestly: One Black Man's Thoughts $1.50
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