Hi all this is George Cook writer/owner of Aareports.com. Due to my intrepid investigating I have come across a transcript of a secretly taped meeting of Bill Cosby, Dick Gregory, Cornel West, Tavis Smiley, Al Sharpton, and Jesse Jackson. This secret meeting took place the weekend of May 20, 2011. The meeting was held at the urging of Bill Cosby and Dick Gregory in light of Cornel West recent incendiary comments about President Obama. Read the transcript below:
Begin video recording:
Bill Cosby and Dick Gregory are sitting at the head of a long conference table while the other four sit along the sides about four chairs away from Cosby and Gregory.
Cosby: Welcome all and thank you for accepting our invitation
Gregory: Yeah welcome to you ignorant bastards
Cosby: Dick!
Gregory: Don’t Dick me, you know I’m right.
Cosby: Anyway you all know why you are here correct?
Sharpton: No, I didn’t do anything this time
Jackson: Yeah me either
Tavis Smiley secretly points towards West
West: Oh Tavis that’s fu**** up!
Gregory: Well your dumb ass is the reason we are here.
Cosby: Dick! Stop with the name calling.
Gregory points to West: You need to say that to that knucklehead there.
Sharpton looks at West: Oooooh you in trouble.
Jackson laughs
Gregory points to Sharpton: Are you fu***** kidding me. Get your ass in the corner over there.
Sharpton gets up and goes to sit in the corner.
Gregory points to Jackson: One more snicker out of you and I’ll tear your nuts off!
Jackson grabs his privates with one hand and his mouth with the other.
Cosby looks at Gregory: Are you finished?
Gregory: For now
Cosby: Professor West what do you have to say for yourself?
Smiley: Before he answers I just want you all to know I tried to stop him.
West glares at Smiley: I always knew you weren’t sh**
Gregory: Smiley get your dumb ass in the other corner.
Smiley gets up stumps his feet and walks over into the corner opposite Sharpton.
Smiley: See Cornel you got me in trouble too
West: F*** you Tavis
Gregory slams his hand on the table.
Gregory: Both of you shut the f*** up
Cosby: Thank you Dick. Now Cornel what’s this all about?
West: Nothing at all Mr. Cosby I was just giving my honest intellectual opinion.
Gregory laughs.
Cosby: That’s bull****
Gregory: Bill!
Cosby points at West: You listen and you listen good. Yes you helped President Obama get elected but he doesn’t owe you sh**. You didn’t have any special right to be at his inauguration or for your phone calls to be returned by the White House.
West eyes begin to tear up.
West: I sware it’s not about that
Gregory: Boy do we look like we were born yesterday? Answer that and die.
West begins to cry and stomp his feet
West: But he invited Henry Gates to the White House why not meeeeeeee?
Cosby throws a half empty glass of water at West which misses his body but gets stuck in his hair.
West calms dwn.
Cosby: Shut your damned mouth. You are going to grow the f*** up and stop this crabs in a barrel bull**** right now. If you have valid criticisms about President Obama's policies that's one thing but all this rambling about his fear of free black men and other nonsense stops now. If I hear this sh** again I will buy a comb and use it on you. Now stop crying get that damned glass out of your hair and get the hell out of my sight.
West stands up and leaves the room.
Gregory looked at Cosby in complete surprise.
Gregory: Damn I forgot you were from Philly.
Cosby: Don’t let the Temple sweatshirt fool you I still know how to break my foot off in a fools ass when nescecary
The two laugh. Sharpton, Jackson, and Smiley laugh too.
Gregory: Our fault when Bill told the other dumb sh** to get out you three idiots were supposed to follow too.
The three men hurriedly ran out of the conference room almost tripping over each other.
Gregory looks thoughtfully at Cosby.
Gregory: We will be back here in a month or so wont we?
Cosby: Yes old Friend I’m afraid so.
Gregory: I’m getting too old for this sh**
Cosby: That makes two of us.
Gregory stands up.
Gregory: You want to get some lunch?
Cosby: Sure but I ain’t eating none of that healthy bull**** you like.
Gregory laughs . The two men hug each other an walk out the door.
End Recording.
George Cook AAreports.com. Author of the Kindle book Let's Talk Honestly: One Black Man's Thoughts $1.50
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