I have noticed on many blogs, Facebook post, and message boards white conservatives seem to think that Herman Cain would be a good choice for black voters. So in my own special way I would like to give you reasons why white conservatives believe blacks should like and maybe even vote for Herman Cain.
1* They like him ( They also like Allen West, Juan Williams, and Michael Steele until he spent all of their damned money. Nuff said. )
2* Because he's black. ( Just like President Obama. Yeah that should fool a few of us into voting for him. )
3* Because he believes blacks can't afford to join the Tea Party ( Thus co-signing the stereotypical BS that most African Americans are poor. )
4* Because he's black.
5* Because he refuses to be called African American and is an American who happens to be black. ( Even he doesn't believe that BS. He probably called himself African American until he realized his "base" prefers that he call himself just an American. He would call himself whatever if it would get him votes. )
6* Because he's black.
7* Because he says that African Americans live on the Democratic Plantation. ( That's classic red meat to the "base" there. Nothing excites black voters like being told you live on a plantation which infers that we are all slaves. Yead I'm switching my part affiliation right now. )
8* Did I mention that he's black?
George Cook AAreports.com. Author of the Kindle book Let's Talk Honestly: One Black Man's Thoughts $1.50
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