Conservatives are the new Borg: They will assimilate you!

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Hey all I know some of you are asking what the hell is George talking about know and others are shocked that a black man knows who the "Borg" are. Just between you and me America there are black sci-fi fans. Oh there are a few thousand of us but we do our best to blend in. We don't go to conventions. We don't dress like our favorite characters. And we don't buy special edidtion DVDs of sh** we have already seen. To paraphrase Herman Cain,"African Americans can't afford to sci fi"

Now back to the point at hand. after posting a piece about Herman Cain many conservatives attacked me for using the term African American and somehow dividing the country. ( Who knew it was the term African American that caused all the race issues in this country? )

That's when it hit me. Conservatives want everyone to assimilate and become "American ". They want no hyphenated names at all. No Irish-Americans, Italian Americans, or Chinese Americans. Don't you see? Conservatives are really Borg. When they say American it's code for "Borg"

In the Star Trek fictional universe, assimilation is the process by which the Borg integrate beings and cultures into their collective while saying, ""You will be assimilated". See video evidence below:




They want to assimilate us all! They want us all to think a like and kill all individualism. They want us all walking around in khakis with a Oxford Shirt ( preferably blue ), and wearing penny loafers.

They got me once. Here is my before picture:




Here is my after picture:





Thankfully during my indoctrination the combined shrillness of Ann Coulter's and Sarah Palin's voices snapped me out of the borg trance and I was able to escape.

But if we don't stop this new conservaborg menace we may all be assimilated.

I have done my part and warned you all. Now it's up to you. Don't let them assimilate us. Resistance is not futile!

George Cook AAreports.com. Author of the Kindle book Let's Talk Honestly: One Black Man's Thoughts $1.50