Wednesday, December 07, 2011

Why the world will end in 2012: The black president theory

Why the world will end in 2012: The Black President Theory

Some believe that the Mayans predicted that in 2012 the world would come to an end. Many scoff at the theory but those that do obviously don't watch science fiction movies. You see in sci-fi movies a sure sign that every thing is about to go to hell is a black president.

2012 is right around the corner and as you may know we have President Obama, a black president. You getting my point here.

Now my favorite black president in a end of the world movie is Morgan Freeman in Deep Impact. Nothing like his soothing voice telling you to we are all about to die but don't panic. Watch his speech below. ( article continues after video )



Damn, I'm ready to get his by an meteor right now.

Then you have Danny Glover in the movie 2012. (Article continues after video.)



Not as good of a we are all about to die speech but it got the job done.

Now there are several more bad science fiction movies especially anything that airs on the syfy network where the black guy is in charge when facing doomsday. All of these movies can't be wrong.

I believe that this evidence I have uncovered definitely proves without a shadow of a doubt that the Mayans were right, 2012 is when the world ends.

Now if you want to use science and facts to refute my claims there is an  there is an infinitesimal chance that I could be wrong and I sincerely hope that I am but movie logic says it's time for us all to kiss our sweet asses goodbye.

Enjoy the rest of your day.

George Cook AAreports.com. Author of the Kindle book Let's Talk Honestly: One Black Man's Thoughts $1.50

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