Sunday, January 29, 2012

Cain endorses Gingrich: Transcripts of the behind the scenes negotiations

For our conservative friends who tend to take everything literally this is satire. George Cook

At a dinner on Saturday night Herman Cain endorsed Newt Gingrich for president. You can watch that announcement below:

Our crack staff ( okay it's just me ) at AAreports have uncovered secret transcripts of the very brief negotiations between Herman Cain and Newt Gingrich on Friday afternoon. You can read that transcript below:

Transcript: Cain & Gingrich negotiations

Cain: You know what I want Newt. So what are you willing to give me for my endorsement?

Gingrich: Seriously Herman I'm not going to make you my Vice President, Secretary of State, Secretary of Defense, or Head of State. You are not qualified.

Cain: This is bull**** Newt! Romney offered me a job at Bain Capital. You are going have to come a lot harder than that.

Gingrich: Before I answer that what did Santorum and Paul offer you?

Cain: Santorum offered to make me the Pizza Czar and Paul offered me a life time subscription to his newsletter.

Gingich: I think I can do better than all of them Mr. Cain.

Cain: Oh and how would that be?

Gingrich: I can give you all the white women you can ever want.

Awkward moments of silence

Cain leans forward and smiles wryly: Define all of the white women I could ever want.

The rest is history. The next day Cain endorses Gingrich.

George Cook Author of the Kindle book Let's Talk Honestly: One Black Man's Thoughts $1.50

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