For our conservative friends who tend to take everything literally this is satire. George Cook
At a dinner on Saturday night Herman Cain endorsed Newt Gingrich for president. You can watch that announcement below:
Our crack staff ( okay it's just me ) at AAreports have uncovered secret transcripts of the very brief negotiations between Herman Cain and Newt Gingrich on Friday afternoon. You can read that transcript below:
Cain: You know what I want Newt. So what are you willing to give me for my endorsement?
Gingrich: Seriously Herman I'm not going to make you my Vice President, Secretary of State, Secretary of Defense, or Head of State. You are not qualified.
Cain: This is bull**** Newt! Romney offered me a job at Bain Capital. You are going have to come a lot harder than that.
Gingrich: Before I answer that what did Santorum and Paul offer you?
Cain: Santorum offered to make me the Pizza Czar and Paul offered me a life time subscription to his newsletter.
Gingich: I think I can do better than all of them Mr. Cain.
Cain: Oh and how would that be?
Gingrich: I can give you all the white women you can ever want.
The rest is history. The next day Cain endorses Gingrich.
George Cook AAreports.com. Author of the Kindle book Let's Talk Honestly: One Black Man's Thoughts $1.50